Are you, your family and your friends aware of the number one threat facing humanity today?
This threat is insidious - it's in your home, your business, everywhere you go. There is no escape, and there is no cure.
It may start small, but it will breed, not unlike a Gremlin who has been fed after dark - a greedy, monstrous creature.
What is this dire threat facing us?
Entropy.
This hideous creature knows no bounds, no decency. No one is safe from its reaches. You can try and fight it, but it will beat you every time.
Won't you join me in raising awareness of this terrible threat? Simply stop fighting it for a couple of days - don't do dishes or laundry. Don't even throw away your trash. Soon, everyone around you will be asking questions, and you can do your part to increase humanity's awareness of entropy.
Leave the lawn unmowed. Do it for humanity.
